These are the days of my life
So these next stories might make you laugh your butt off, but this is my life! I have to post these so I remember these moments. Landon: In May, Becky, our magnificent sitter, text me during school to tell me that Landon told Maggie, "Stop pissing me off." I was floored by this language and immediately was working on how to handle this discussion. When we got home I asked Landon where he heard that word and he couldn't remember. I then said, "Those are dirty words and if you choose to use those words we will have to use soap to wash those dirty words out of your mouth." I was expecting Landon to be horrified and never want to say anything like that again and his reply was this: "Will it be the liquid or the bar soap?" Yep, he was calculating the risk of how bad it was going to be to get soap in his mouth. Ugh! Carter: We were racing each other in the driveway to see who could win in a running race. He wanted to race me so we got down in our r...